Who knew your party of moral values had so many"alcoholics/boozehounds/lushes/sots/blottos in the ranks...they might fuel a whole new surge of rehab centers...once Hollywood's had its run, of course:
Congressman Robert W. Ney (R-Ohio) pleaded guilty today to corruption charges arising from the influence-peddling investigation of lobbyist Jack Abramoff, becoming the first elected official caught up in a scandal that may damage his party's chances in next month's midterm elections.
Ney emerged from a month in alcohol rehabilitation to appear in federal court in Washington, where he admitted he performed official acts in Congress for lobbyists in exchange for campaign contributions, expensive meals, luxury travel and skybox sports tickets.
I wonder if he ran into Mark Foley over there...
Let's see...Hastert could head to the fat farm, Big Time might need anger management (and firearms safety training), Rumsfeld...one word: Thorazine...and Shrub? Judging from his recent public remarks, I think the guy needs to start all over...in kindergarten.
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