Thursday, September 06, 2007

He's Ready for His Closeup, Mr. DeMille


Just in time for the new fall season, look what comes slithering out of the woodwork. Geez--what's the line about how if it were fiction, it'd be rejected because no one would believe it?

Makes you wonder if Andy "You-Don't-Introduce-New-Products-In-August" Card is doing a little moonlighting as a consultant over in the Tribal Belt. Nope, you don't bring out new products, and you don't dust off old ones for an end-of-the-season closeout either...instead, you dump the garbage, the excess baggage, and get ready for the new fall lineup featuring the reality-based "Two Minute Hate"...a smash hit since it debuted to a mass audience in '01.

Action figures sold separately. Check your brain in at the door.

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