I'd rather he was wearing one of those old time prison jump suits, the ones with large black and white stripes on them. Oh, and that large iron ball shackled to his leg. He'd be holding an 8 oz. ball peen hammer so he could make little rocks from big rocks. He would make those little rocks seven days a week, no matter the weather, hot, cold, wet, or dry. And screw his pacemaker. Yeah, I do have a very nasty streak in me. Critters like Mr. 5 deferments bring that out of me. Gumbo sounds good about now. I need to make a big pot of chili. Take care.
Agreed--hell, I wouldn't even make him work that hard with his little hammer. Just would make sure he couldn't do anything else. Day in, day out. Wake up, Dick: time to break the rocks. And think about what you've done. Of course, I doubt he gives a shit about what he's done -- he's goddamned psychotic. But I hope he'd be at least a little frustrated.
Hope you have a good weekend, Charlie, and hope you like the photo of Tigger I posted today. He loved jumping into cabinets -- would sniff around a bit, sometimes lie down, and just survey the kitchen from his safe spot. Occasionally I'd worry a bit about fleas, but figured what the hell, let him enjoy...
I'd rather he was wearing one of those old time prison jump suits, the ones with large black and white stripes on them. Oh, and that large iron ball shackled to his leg. He'd be holding an 8 oz. ball peen hammer so he could make little rocks from big rocks. He would make those little rocks seven days a week, no matter the weather, hot, cold, wet, or dry. And screw his pacemaker. Yeah, I do have a very nasty streak in me. Critters like Mr. 5 deferments bring that out of me.
ReplyDeleteGumbo sounds good about now. I need to make a big pot of chili.
Take care.
Agreed--hell, I wouldn't even make him work that hard with his little hammer. Just would make sure he couldn't do anything else. Day in, day out. Wake up, Dick: time to break the rocks. And think about what you've done. Of course, I doubt he gives a shit about what he's done -- he's goddamned psychotic. But I hope he'd be at least a little frustrated.
ReplyDeleteHope you have a good weekend, Charlie, and hope you like the photo of Tigger I posted today. He loved jumping into cabinets -- would sniff around a bit, sometimes lie down, and just survey the kitchen from his safe spot. Occasionally I'd worry a bit about fleas, but figured what the hell, let him enjoy...