Thursday, April 26, 2007

Nothing But Blue Skies


So, car bombs don't count when it comes to measuring the degree of hellishness that defines George Bush's Iraq. That's interesting...because, you know, as vicious and as ugly as Saddam Hussein was--and I don't miss him for a second--I don't recall car bombs EVER being a problem in pre-invasion Mesopotamia...

But, if you're going to say car bombs don't count, why stop there? Why not say "IED's don't count," "ambushes don't count," "shaped charges don't count," "RPG's don't count," and so on. Hell, if you really want to let your inner delusions reign supreme, you can pretend that nothing counts, that we overthrew Hussein without a shot fired in anger ('cept for a bit of Shock 'n Awe©)...Mission Accomplished, at least from an altitude of five thousand feet and above.

And then we'd call you a Team Bush official.

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