Chicken George


You know, I'd heard this before, don't remember where, but was told that videos like this were based on Dubya's documented fear of equines.

That figures--the embodiment of the national drunk-on-a-barstool id, talking tough about all the things he's gonna do to whoever gets in his way, channeling the essence of some professional assclown like Bill O'Reilly...is scared...of horses.

Horses.

Well, I suppose it could be worse. He hasn't--yet--declared a war on odd toed ungulates, or forced us to decide if we're either with him, or with the Equus, nor are there any shadowy audio or video tapes featuring Mr. Ed.

But I'd watch out if I were Wilbur. I'll bet there's a special cell at Guantanamo with his name on it.