Monday, September 17, 2007

Word of the Day

Looks like it's "douchemook." And, what, pray tell, IS a douchemook?

A douchemook, among other things, will go into deep mourning--and solicit funds for replacement of--a grill...a fucking GRILL...that tipped over during a storm. At the same time a douchemook will whine relentlessly about restoring a major city--and region--devastated by storms and a flood. A city that, BY LAW, should have been protected. A region that is VITAL to the economic well-being of this country, given that it's a major producer, refiner, and transshipment point for national energy resources and other commodities. A douchemook will christen himself as expert about geological phenomena citing nothing more than ephemera pulled from his own ass.

Douchemook, can be contagious; however, rendering oneself immune requires nothing more than a reasonable education. Some people, though, you just can't reach...

Ms. Deeply-in-Mourning-for-Her-Lost-Grill, i.e., a classic douchemook.

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