Friday, May 16, 2008

Fine Sense of Humor You Got There, Mr. Huckabee

If Mike was delivering his speech to the NRA in 1968:

"That was Bobby Kennedy...somebody aimed a gun at him and he dove to the floor. Nah, not really--he FELL to the floor...with a bullet in his head! Hehehe!"

Or

"That was Martin Luther King, Jr. Looks like he forgot to duck. Yuck, yuck yuck!"

Or maybe Mike meant to say

"That was Barack Obama, he just tripped off a chair...well that, or the chair was yanked from under him! Looka that boy dance! Yee-haw!"

"Thanks, I'll be here all week! Try the Obedience-to-the-law-is-freedom fries!"

From First Draft.

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