Kimmitt's Strategy for Avoiding Civilian Casualties

Look the other way. That's right. Literally he said "change the channel" when asked about reports showing the bodies of civilians killed in the battle of Fallujah.

How long will it be before airing of Baywatch on Iraqi television will signal major combat? Of course, one small problem is that there still isn't enough electricity, although the private generator market manages to fill the gap at times.

No word yet on when Kimmitt will announce his "bury your head in the sand" strategy.